Well, as it's my first blog (not first ever, just first on here), I thought I would use it to introduce myself. Then I thought I wouldn't bother - it's not like any random stranger is gonna pop by unannounced and take a gander at my blog. Anyone who does read it, and I doubt many people will, will most likely already know me - thus negating the need for pleasantries.
Conversely, if someone were to stumble upon my blog, and had not yet been initiated into the world of my life, they would surely find it easy to get to know me through the clever use of this very blog. As it will mostly be a streaming of conscience, and the odd snippet of a bad date, or a crap one-night-stand, you will find that there is probably much more insight into who I am in these outpourings than I could ever give you in a speech or introduction. Probably much more honest, too - not that I lie, but everyone exaggerates something about themselves, or claims something that their memory tells them to be true, but in reality is not.
Anyway, so I have decided to not introduce myself. Although, I do know the irony in calling this 'The First One...', as that in itself is an introduction, and I have said - or rather typed - the word so many times, it probably should be classed as one. Anyway, I feel I have waffled for long enough on nothing at all, so I shall bid thee farewell.
Until the next time (that's a bit of a promise, and a bit of a threat...).
